[ontheEdgeof17]

pagesixsixsix posted this. I'm still laughing my ass off.

Borderline vs. Federline: The Trash-Up
(to the tune of Madonna's "Borderline")

Something in your goatee won't let me be
I just want to be a stepmom to everyone of your brown babies
The way you cock your hat
Boy, you're just all that
Thanks for letting me get fat
If you want to be my lover
I'll put you on the cover
You don't need to wear a rubber.
Just take me to the drive-thru, a public bathroom with no shoes,
I want the paparazzi to smell my feet
Chorus:
Federline feels like I'm going to lose my mind
You just keep on pushing my love over the Federline
Federline - hit me, baby, one more time
You just keep on pushing my love - keep f**king me, Federline
Keep f**kin' me, keep f**kin' me, keep f**king me hard
You just keep on f**king my butt - keep f**kin' me FEDERLINE!
(Fade out)