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Originally Posted by sara1998

You might be a Yankee if.... or You're NOT a Redneck if:

1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."

2) You think Heinz Ketchup is "SPICY!"

3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.

5) You don't know what a moon pie is.

6) You've never had grain alcohol.

7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra or Spam and Eggs.

8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen were on
road trips.

10) You have no idea what a polecat is.

11) Whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals, it goes
over your head.

12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

13) You don't have bangs.

14) You can tell the difference between the Mercedes-Benz logo and the
Chrysler Corp. symbol.

15) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his
own TV fishing show.

16) Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them
"you guys," even if both of them are women.

17) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent.

18) You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-and-knife show.

19) You think more money should go to important scientific research at your
university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

20) You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.

21) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on
an on-ramp on the highway.

22) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores or own
anything resembling coveralls.

23) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Nieman
Marcus.

24) You think milk comes from the grocery store, not from a cow.

25) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of
the road and stopping.

26) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob,
Kay Bob, Bob Bob)

27) You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.

28) You've never been to a craft show/rodeo/country fair/animal auction.

29) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

30) You can't do your laundry without quarters, though you can manage
without a washboard.

31) You think "RC Cola" is a radio controlled toy.

32) You think "KUDZU" is a cartoon.

33) You agree to go "snipe hunting."

34) You think "goose bumps" at the beach are normal.

35) You think "Goo Goo" is baby talk.

36) You think "Chattahoochee" is something you do on the Internet.

37) You think "Chattahoochee" is a conversation about illegal liquor.

38) You are not afraid to skate on a frozen pond.

39) Your car battery is good to "50 degrees below zero."

40) You shot a cow while hunting.

41) You shot yourself while hunting.

42) You think "baptism" means a little sprinkling.

43) You call a traffic circle, a "ROTARY."

44) You call a shopping cart, a "CARRIAGE."

Thanks, Maria!