[dissention]

Originally Posted by The Tower

What a long ass thread.... look at everything I miss when I have a bridge game weekend.

1) I think all guns should be banned, except for law enforcement and military personnel.

2) I think all hunting should be banned. Yes, I am a "big-city" person, but I can dream can't I?

3) I wish the green party would win more elections.

4) Potato bugs and praying mantises are disgusting.

5) Amber, you used "irregardless" incorrectly.

6) Most of the "republican celebrities" listed at the beginning of this thread are idiots, so it doesn't surprise me that they are republican.

7) Four months ago, Dissention was a meat-eating, Democratic heterosexual. Now he's a vegetarian, Green homosexual. Change is good.

8) I would like to join Lux and Jason in the gutter.

9) If all the "conservationist" republicans hadn't killed off all the wolves, bears, coyotes and mountain lions we wouldn't be having a deer overpopulaton.

10) I readily admit that I am a hypocrite for being against hunting all the while eating meat purchased from a supermarket. Hey, nobody's perfect.

11) Anyone who thinks that their time on earth is "passing through" should just get on with it and pass over to the other side already and leave this place for those of us who consider it our home and want to take care of it.

12) Venison is really gamey and I don't like its taste.

13) I think Cabaret is really hammy and too over the top.

Ho****.

I wish I could have your chiiiiiiiiiiiild. I busted my gut wide open reading that sucker.