bumper stickers makes me want to remember to ask my dear ol' Mother for more of her "fake" double-parked tickets (Which I will gladly use), with this warning:
"If you f**k the way you park...You'll never get it in"
She also has the ever popular "Mentally Handicapped Parking Sticker" to go along with her great & official "Backseat Drivers License" & "Year round hunting Men license".
What can I say (Basically what my older brother says) "My Mother is a smartass...We inherited that aspect from her"
Btw, My fave bumper sticker is in our car's back window:
"If Assholes were airplanes...
This would be the airport..."