I took notes on the Joan & Melissa Fashion Wrap show that was on the TV Guide Channel - for Brucie, whose local Time/Warner in San Antonio effed up and didn't carry it. I just sent him an email and thought I'd copy and paste it here for the other Joan/Melissa and Leon Hall lovin' fashionistas! I'd forgotten about Diane Krueger in my earlier post - can someone please tell me who she is?!?
Joan said, "I have good news and bad news - the good news - Brad and Jennifer are watching the show - the bad news - from separate houses."
Leon summed it all up: Color, chiffon, Grecian Goddess, (pale, pink) satin
(they agreed on all "hated" or "loved" comments, unless otherwise noted - MR is Melissa Rivers, JR is Joan Rivers and LH is Leon Hall)
Joely Richardson - loved
Claire Danes - LH: Should've pulled back her hair, loved colors - JR: hated, said it looked like a Cirque de Soleil costume
Portia de Rossi - loved
Cate Blanchett-LH: loved - MR and JR did not - JR said she looked like the mother of the bride
Johnny Depp - JR: Pimp! You wanted to hand him $20 for the woman next to him
Nicole Kidman-loved
Halley Berry-JR didn't like top of dress, said it looked like one of her boobs was bandaged
Kate Hudson-loved
Uma - not crazy about it, but all agreed improvement since the Oscars
Natalie Portman-thrift shop, bad flapper costume
Mick Jagger- JR: Jerry Hall is lucky she got away, he looks frightening
Lisa Marie Presley - Frightening - Vampira looking (I'm glad they didn't make a Stevie reference)
Diane Keaton and Goldie Hawn - they showed a pic of them together, but only commented on Goldie ? - loved - said she always wears the same type of dress, but knows what works for her
Naomi Watts-loved
Nicolette Sheridan-surpisingly conservative for her, loved
Scarlett Johanssen - most sought after by all the designers now - cuz she has that Marilyn Monroe look. JR said she looked TOO 1950's
Diane Krueger (I have no idea who this chick is, but she presented also - her dress was horrid - probably the only one all night I was wondering, wtf??) -hated - Circus Circus costume - LH said she looked like Miss Gay America New Orleans
Paula Abdul - hated
Megan Mulalley (sp?) - wrong!
Debra Messing-loved
Christine Lahti-loved
Dylan Walsh-loved
Laura Linney-loved - classic - (but someone on another show said her eyes looked too goth, and WE agreed!)
Leonardo - loved - said he's trying hard to look grown-up, we should all be so lucky!
Jamie Foxx-works for him - JR didn't like it
Hillary Swank-loved, brown is IN-LH said she was perfect
Deborah Mazar-LH said she looked like Bowie in drag
Raquel Welch-loved-every man's fantasy for 78 years
Wyclef Jean-music person, took a risk, but they loved
David Carradine-hated the bolo tie
Usher-love a man who wears diamonds-JR didn't like the open shirt - looks like he's saying, "Meet in Malibu for a cookout."
Eva Longoria-pretty, sexy
Orlando Bloom-handsome
Mischa Barton-spectacular
Emmi - whatever her last name is, Phantom of the Opera (and you live in dark shadows) chick - loved
Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy - loved
Liam and Natasha- classic
Mike Nichols and Diane Sawyer-loved - Hollywood royalty!
Kevin Kline and Phoebe Cates-loved - she still looks like 18!
Ashley Judd and her bf-loved
Arnold and Maria-loved- Mr. and Mrs. California
Worst dressed men:
MR: Johnny Depp
LH: Wyclef Jean
JR: Mick
Worst dressed women:
MR: Diane Krueger
LH: Diane Krueger (ugly!)
JR:Lisa Maria Presley - she looked like a force-fed Cruella De Ville
Best men:
MR: Mekhai Pfeiffer
LH: Thomas Hayden Church
JR: Morgan Freeman
Best women:
MR: Teri Hatcher
LH: Phantom chick
JR: Eva Longoria
Then P Diddy jumped on stage and he said Teri Hatcher was best dressed woman.
