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Originally Posted by ryan8472
(I do have to take a required course one day a week though called "Substance Abuse". They basically tell you not to snort coke or use ecstacy. And to use condoms! The teacher is really cool though, so it's no big deal)
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OMG, do you have health fairs at your school? When I was in tenth grade, we had a supersized health fair and it was
hilarious. My school got together almost 20 speakers and gave you a schedule to go room-to-room for a 15 minute lecture from each speaker. And they gave us bags to carry all of our pamphlets in.
I was sent upstairs for my "lecture" and it was on safe sex. The woman was CRAZY. She was rail thin, had long gray hair down to her ass, and flew aorund the room like a butterfly. She lectured us on STDs, saying that "germs and bacteria thrive in warm, moist spots, and what is more warm and moist than a crotch?"
She then proceeded to demonstrate on anamtomically correct mannequins how to use a rubber and
*shudder* how to use a female condom. When she was getting ready to put on the rubber, she said you had to "tweak the head," so she pinched the tip of the rubber and said it had to look like a pointy hat before putting it on. THEN SHE PUT IT ON HER HEAD LIKE A HAT!
I will never forget it.