[dissention]

Waltman declares himself "the craziest motherf*cker you'll ever meet" and then, in the best moment of these sequences, turns to a giant painting of Mao Tse Dung in Tiananmen square and says "Chairman Mao…GAH-COW!". The tour guide looks at him with confusion and then Waltman says "we gotta go" as if any of the hundreds of bewildered Chinese people have the faintest idea of what he said. Hell, I don't have the faintest idea of what he said; he just looked at the picture and made a loud noise. It might have been his roid rage way of advising Mao to "suck it".

I think to get a less appealing concept for a pornographic road movie you would have to scrape out the Hollywood Squares and end up with Bruce Vilanch eating Whoopie Goldberg's ass at a Best Western in Kentucky.