[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by Lux

I plan to put on as much weight as possible, slip deeper into depression and generally waste away on pills and alcohol.

I also plan on stalking Barbara Streisand so as to deliver messages of disapproval before running off to Bangladesh to find my displaced self and then visit Amsterdam to lose it again. I also plan on growing my hair and devising schemes to dominate Europe.

I like yours the best. I'm sure I will at least manage the weight gain aspect of it.

Seriously though, the whole New Year's Resolution thing seems predestined to fail for me. I quit doing it a few years ago because it never worked. Of course, I set impossible goals for myself. Back in grade school, I promised myself I'd go a whole year without getting into trouble and winding up in the principal's or guidance counselor's office. That worked for about a month.

But as a revision, Lux, do you think maybe you could dominate the U.S. instead, for obvious reasons?

Hillary