Well this is my post so I want everyone on my damn island!
I will share my hut, 3 bedrooms with Billy Brunette, Christine, Sara Fleetwood, Pat Benatar and Neil Giraldo. Billy will sleep in my room bc hes hot and I bet hes a good lay. Chris and Sara can have one, and Pat and Neil in the other. We need a militant female rocker like Pat on the island to help build everything
. Stevie will just cry and wanna make a necklace out of leaves all day.
Stevie and Lindsey can have their own damn hut on the other side of the island and drive each other crazy
. Anyone that breaks any laws will have to be locked up with the 2 of them and have to interrogate them over the TITN studio sessions.
Sharona will be on hand to stand there all day long in her black uniforms like a totem pole to scare away any other island visitors. She fits this role the best since she looks like Morticia Adams anyway. Bobbe Hall will be around at night to play the bongo drums for everyone--not Mick bc then he will just want to put his damn vest on; and after the last tour I think we have had enough of that for a while lol. Bekka and Lori Perry will be on hand to help out with meals, esp since all that Stevie can do is stand there wine and cry. Her brother Chris will be there to to do every damn thing for her.
Waddy will be there to babysit all the kids
. Jimmy Iovine will be our negioater if we need one
. If we get off this damn island, John will be our captain
of our boat and sail us back to civilization. Im sure by the time we leave we will probably wanna leave Stevie and Lindsey behind bc we are sick of listening to them bitch 24/7. Lindesy will still be in his hut working on his next solo album thats never gonna come out anyway. Christine will send Stevie back into the woods to gather so more coconuts as a trick, then we will sail off
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