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Originally Posted by strandinthewind
I truly believe if Jesus came down to Earth and saw the likes of Falwell, Robertson, and the newer neocons - His wrath would be limitless. The things they do in His name have NOTHING to do with His teachings. I mean they advocate war - something Christ specifically did not condone when He said "tirn the other cheek"  Moreover, He certainly did not go around MAKING people believe in His teachings by forcing the govt. to sponsor Him and Him alone. Finally, He certainly would be appalled at the people who have made BILLIONS in His name and give back a fraction thereof so they can have their private planes and mansions. So, I think Christ would have been a hippie and anti-establishment - just as He was when He walked the Earth 2000 or so years ago  |
I think if He came back now, He would gather the relig-a-tards like
Jerry Flaw-well,
Bobbing head doll Pat Rob-em'-son & their
ilk together (That is after having a Diet Dr.Pepper & checking out the strippers at the local strippers club) and play a good ol' version of
musical chairs...But when the music stopped these
relig-a-tards wouldnt be able to sit down thanks to
"Big J's" wrath of
extra biblical plague strength hemorroids that each of these
upstanding conserv-a-tard tele-evangelists would suffer for all eternity, Talk about
anal purgatory!!!
Of course Jesus would be a cool dude to hang with when his return comes, But he better not attend a metal show and get in the pit wearing that
damned robe...Last thing people would wanna see is the
Savior's "meat & potatoes" hangin' out as he moshed around in the pit. Dude, Put on a pair of
Fruit Of the Loom's for Heaven's sake
Brian j.