- George Carlin (You've got to get his new book, "When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops?"

)
- Jon Stewart
- Tina Fey (I love her

)
- Stevie Nicks
- Myself (I always question why I'm so weird

)
- Mike Mussina (yes, the Yankees' pitcher ~ He's such a sarcastic ass to the media!)
- Ellen Degeneres
- Bill Cosby
- Whoopi Goldberg
- You guys, or course
