Porn name: Lady Cucumber ---WTF??!
I clicked male, but it kept giving me woman's names...
Gangsta name: Cow-tippin Retardo - NEAL - how fitting is this?!
Taxi Driver name: Møstramös Kennedy
Significant Other Pet name: Waggy Trousers
Pirate Name: Pirate Maurice the Badly Burnt
Mafia Name: Ol' Silvio Skunkypants
That was fun