I plan to spend 37¢ for everyone on my list and cash in on this fat boy holiday. Here’s the plan. Get yourself some cheap money cards at the dollar store. Now you have to be stern with these bozo’s or they’ll sh*t all over you and you’ll end up with squat.
You write inside the card “Here’s $100 you better buy me something for at least $50 you cheap bastard.” The catch is you don’t put any money inside for these whining sacks. Cut a slit in the end of the envelope and mail it to the undeserving slugs. When they get the card it looks like some ruthless thief at the post office stole the cash. In return you get something worth about $50 from every sucker on your list.
If they buy you some cheap hunk of junk you’re not out much and you can use it against them next year.
