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Originally Posted by sparky
I forgot the good sex thing. And the ass thing.
I must add to my list ....
A few hunky F-buddies.
My naturally muscular butt.
Let's not discuss how these two items may or may not have any relation to one another.
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Originally Posted by dissention
I will not roll over and die unless I'm positive that I'll die with an ass that you'll be able to bounce quarters off of.
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Oy. We can't take you two anywhere
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I am also thankful that even with my atrocious eating habits - I still have the energy to work out and am therefore not morbidly obese
