Hehehehe...
My version of certain State Mottos:
Alabama : At least we aint Mississippi
Arizona : We have cactuses & Stevie Nicks!
Arkansas : Where Bill Clinton fornicated first
California : Not quite as stupid as Flori-DUH!
Delaware : Are we really a state?
Florida : We like to "Boat" in "erections" every 4 years
Kentucky : Makin' Ark-i-saw look smarter
Massachusetts : "Liberals...I see liberals everywhere...They only dont know they're liberals"
Mississippi : Putting the "bred" in "In-bred yokel"
Nevada : Hookers, Poker, ELVIS & all ya can eat buffets for $5.99
New Jersey : Tony Sopranos is OUR outstanding citizen youse guys (With Jay & Silent Bob as runners up 'snootches')
New Mexico : Not really new, But definitely Mexico
New York : P*ssies
Oklahoma : Hating Texas from sun-up to sun-down (And the rest of the millinneum for that matter...Y'all!!!)
Texas : Texas...Like a whole other country...MEXICO!
Utah : 1 man....18 wives
Washington , D.C. : The F**ktard capital of the United States of A-holes
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