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Originally Posted by strandinthewind
Well, there are those sandals!!!!! 
I am unsure if I told you this one before, BUT - when I was in Italy a few years ago, my friend wanted to go into some Church (I think it was the Vatican  ) and they were like "no sandals permitted" which got the heated and pithy response "JESUS wore sandals so can I" |
That is classic...and so true...haha...
When I was little I went to some scary ass church, in the middle the older than Jesus priest just stopped talking, pointed down the middle aisle and said, "GEt out! How dare you come into the house of God wearing that!?!"
The woman was wearing a tasteful short set (the shorts apparently offended the priest...) I was so freaked out, then said loudly, "GOD LIVES HERE???"
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Then once I had this ugly as sin doll with no hair and my sister wrote the word bald across her head....
I took it to church and left it at the alter lol...the priest looked horrified and to be nice asked what it's name was and I said, "her name is muuuuud..." haha..my mom was mortified...
THEN...
Once I was misbehaving in church and my mom took me to the bathroom to discipline me - I said nothing - until back in the congregation - at a quiet reflection time I yelled as loud as I could, "YOU DIDN"T HAVE TO HIT ME"
Haha...so fun can be had in the Catholic Church
