"Are these all the ones you have?"
"Erm, no, actually we keep a whole store full of other stock in the back but when we hear you are in town we take it all off display....
" I wish......
A friend of mine works on a Carnival cruise ship, one of the best ones he got was "Do the crew stay on board or do they go home at night?"
He actually couldn't resist and replied "No they fly us off on helicopters at midnight and we fly back to the ship at sea for about 6am...."
The reply he got back was "wow, it must cost a lot to do that I guess"
