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Old 11-07-2004, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by madformac
I had somebody stop me in the street today and ask me if it was raining?

Of course it was f*****g raining! The things that kinda gave it away were umbrellas and puddles and the fact I was getting wet etc... I've been trying to figure that one out all afternoon and haven't managed it yet.

I once had somebody ask me in a store where they could get a replacement watch battery and i said "The jewellers next door will probably sell them" to which the moron replied "Oh, right.. Where's that then?"

I asked for a £10 voucher to top up my mobile phone last week and was told "that will just be £10 pounds" by the assistant.. I know this... Why was I being told this????

All these moronic people and none of them work for the Bush administration... What a missed opportunity..
Dude, you have just described the bane of my waking existence. I feel like people say stupid **** to me all the time. It happens most around here with people trying to hit on/start convo with me, but that payment thing happens to. And god, can i just say how lame it is when people say "hot enough/cold enough/rainy enough for ya"
today, just as i was blading back from the store, a guy walking up my hill was all "boy, you sure do be skatin'...I like the way you skate, girl(insert lascivious expression and tone of voice)" This happens to me a lot. or just "heeeeeey...alright, how YOU doin'?" god, if i could post about something stupid someone has said to me daily, i would have something EVERY DAY.
*sigh*
and don't even get me started about my boss..."so, I need you to order paper...do you understand what i'm saying?" (insert taking five minutes to finish the sentence)
*sigh*
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