[GateandGarden]

Back when I used to volunteer at a public library, this guy came in and asked for a copy of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. The book I got him said Mark Twain on the cover, and he got mad because he said he had to have the one by Samuel Clemens instead.

And I guess this one isn't very funny, but I once told a woman I loved her and she said, "That's fine--as long as it's a friendly love." My first thought was, As opposed to an unfriendly love?

Hillary