1. Name: Brian j.
2. Age: Enough enuff to no longer care...aka 34
3. Birthday: May 12,1970
4.Where do you live: Religiously brainwashed Hellhole, Ok...aka Carnegie, OK
5. Where else have you lived: Murder is A-OK, Ok...aka Muskogee, OK
6. Zodiac Sign: Taurus
7. What school do you go to: Years ago I attended Spartan School Of Aeronautics & Platt Technical College
8. Nicknames: T.A.C.I.T. (Rather self-explanatory) Dinky Shafer/Whitey Ford/B.J.
9. Shoe size: 11.5
10. Hair color: Dark Auburn w/greying
11. Ever died your hair: Never
12. Hair length: Shoulder length
13. Eye color: Green
14. Height: 6'-1"
15. Have any pets: Four cats (With kittens due anytime soon) and 11 fish
16. Siblings: 2 older brothers (One cool older brother...One sad excuse for humanity lost in drugs/alcohol haze cannot except personal blame oldest brother)
17. What do you fear most in the world: Nuclear holocaust
18. If you could do anything without consequences, what would it be: Kill the idiots who are in power that get on my nerves, Be it tele-evangelists, Politicians, "Entertainers" or "Celebrities".
19. Do you have braces: Did years ago
20. Do you have glasses: Need glasses now
Three things I am wearing.
1) Stratocaster 50th Anniversary (1954-2004) back T-shirt
2) Jeans
3) The usual pissed off, time to kill someone smirk.
Three things on the desk.
(Since I dont have a desk I will list whats on my table)
1) 2 cd burner/1 dual cassette deck/1 stereo shelf system
2) A large collections of dragons
3) Basel wood models I built
Three things I would like to do before I die.
1) Have some great quality sounding Fleetwood Mac/Stevie Nicks/Lindsey Buckingham bootleg cd's
2) Own my own music shop
3) Watch Wal-Mart go bankrupt
Three good ways to describe my personality.
1) Good natured
2) Impulsive
3) Sarcastic unrepentative pain in the ass
Three bad things about my personality.
1) Sarcastic unrepentative pain in the ass
2) Verbally abrasive
3) Intimidating
Three things most people do not know about me.
1) Alot...Hehehehehe
2) That I have a habit of holding doors open for ALL women regardless of race, color, sexual origin, etc. (Freaks most of 'em out to have a man who still is willing to try to be a gentleman...Even started a couple of spousal fights because I was willing to be polite to a female stranger and this strangers' husband wouldnt show the same courtesy..Chivalry is NOT dead!!!)
3) That I long to be a vampire, "Ah the children of the night...What wonderful music they make"
Three things I say the most.
1) F**k you & the horse ya rode in on
2) I would slap you but **** shatters
3) F*cktard
Three places I want to go.
1) Hell (Can ya say "hostile takeover"???I knew ya could)
2) Down in history
3) New Orleans/Wrigley Field (Chicago)