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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17
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I decided to start the REAL drinking when The Daily Show comes on. It's not like there will be a shortage of buzzwords to drink to starting at 10pm CDT. Besides, you guys really conviced me last night that I should hold off.
Besides, I have to wait until my cockatoo goes to sleep, and he's sitting on my shoulder right now. He LOVES LOVES LOVES beer, and any time I grab the can to take a drink, he holds onto my shoulder with one foot, grabs the neckline of my shirt with the other, and clamps (and I do mean CLAMPS) his beak down into the chug-hole of the can. And believe me, if you've never been around a fiending cockatoo, it's not that easy to take something away from him once he's decided that he wants it.
(And no, I don't let him drink too much, he just likes to run his tongue along the rim to dab up all the leftover drops and get a little taste. And if you think that's bad, you should see how he acts when I'm drinking a Mountain Dew! Damn pushy bird!!!)