In their commercial/radio advertisments, Dentists and Doctors should play either After the Glitter Fades or Leather and Lace in the background. Because those songs induce both toothaches AND vomiting. Thusly, more bussiness.
Oh, and also, Don Henley's part of Leather and Lace can be used in advertisments for surgeries to remove one's head from one's behind. Unfortunately, he wouldn't make the greatest poster-child for the subject, though.
-Kate