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Originally Posted by ½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®

Yeah I say let him return but with squelch. I can picture him sitting in front of a computer bound to a chair. Muted with nothing more than a dim lamp in the corner. PB+J sandwiches being slid under the door and a toilet pan provided when he rattles his chains. It’s sad. Real sad. Removed from the world he once knew. It may be just what he needed to recognize he was walking in the valley when mountains are all around him. Show him the road to return but not without a clause. He must commit himself to a daily, supervised 12-step masturbation program. It’s the only way to rid the bad Karma. Don’t let him fool you with a sample from his dad or dog. If he fails to give you a sample hook him up to the pump. If he fails any of the 12 steps make him return to step one. If he fails 1200 steps consecutively he will probably be too blind to read the board anyway.

OMFG