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Originally Posted by sparky
People never stare at your chest when you're talking
to them.
When they do, it makes my day.
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No one's ever looked at my chest! It's heartbreaking.
I don't know why women get so upset about it, some guys would kill to have folks ogle their chest!
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Originally Posted by sparky
Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.
Not even during the Calvin Klein 25% off sale.
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Didn't you get the memo that we're only allowed to wear 2(x)ist briefs now? For shame.
Actually, I bucked the system... I don't wear any!
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Originally Posted by sparky
You only have to shave your face and neck.
NO COMMENT.
You can play with toys all your life.
NO COMMENT.
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