I guess some of my comments give away the fact that I am a big friggin Homo.
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The garage is all yours.
I have no garage.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
I don't want one, and couldn't have one !
Chocolate is just another snack.
I hate chocolate.
You can be President.
See the marriage comment.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
After cumulative MONTHS of my life at the gym, yes I can.
Wrinkles add character.
THE JURY IS STILL OUT ON THIS ONE.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
I bought a Tux - $950.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking
to them.
When they do, it makes my day.
One mood -- all the time.
If only.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
My phone bill would give this away. NOT.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
Ask my ex-boyfriends about this.
Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.
Not even during the Calvin Klein 25% off sale.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
I OWN MORE THAN THREE PAIRS OF COWBOY BOOTS ALONE.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
I don't live in Oregon anymore.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
NO COMMENT.
You can play with toys all your life.
NO COMMENT.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
See T-shirt comment.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all
seasons.
HA ! The belts and shoes are about needing their own side of the closet. I have swanky parties to go to.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.
Indeed. It's the wrapping them that takes days.
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