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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew
There are straight guys who are gayer than me in those regards!  |
*raises hand*
I've indulged in:
-pedicures, every two weeks (I take care of my own fingernails, no need for manicures)
-chemical peels
-saline injected into my lip
-I exfoliate every night
-non-surgical face lift
-use an eyebrow trimmer (usually every two days)
-get my hair cut every two weeks, usually the same day as the pedicure
-leather pants are my best friend
You sure are one butch queer, Le Stew! I should give Queer Eye your numba.
