As a matter of fact I have both crazy and annoying neighbors..>BUT I no longer live there...I'm in transition right now, living in a dumb ass dorm building while finishing my internship....and next week I'll look for a place to live in my new town....and will definitely ask about the neighbors..because I don't want to live next to a bunch of crazies or sickies.....
Anyway, I had this neighbor...he's always been weird, but in the months prior to my graduation he was even weirder.
So I was in my local paper a few times in the last few months...they mentioned my major (journalism) and my internship etc...well one day I'm outside cleaning my car out when I hear, "JANELLE...hey Janelle...." I look up, and it's my across the street neighbor....my name isn't Janelle, but I don't correct him because I was kind of amused...well he proceeds to tell me that since I'm a journalism major I really should look into working for O'Reilly (Bill) because he needs good journalists...that was it...
About two weeks later I was outside pulling some weeds when I hear, "Donella!! Hey Donella!!" I Look up, and it's the same guy....he comes over, and asks me if I've applied for a job with O'Reilly's people...I tell him I haven't and he proceeds to try convince me that O'Reilly is the way to go...
About a week before graduation I was outside yet again...and I hear, "DEANNA! Hey Deanna!!" Well, I'm thinking yea for him, he finally got my name right, but he was just coming over to tell me that I made a huge mistake by taking an internship with NPR instead of going with O'Reilly

The guys a kook...
The other neighbors are all just loud and obnoxious.....and I'm very thankful that I no longer have to deal with them.