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Originally Posted by wondergirl9847
Brian, your mom and my mom sound like they were separated at birth. LOL My mom loves fast cars and hanging out with guys. She has a 1972 Ford Mustang and wants to be buried in it. LMAO!! I keep telling her no, I'm gonna sell it when she's gone....yep, we've fought about it.  She raced some guy back in the day and got caught by a cop, (the other guy saw the cop and bailed) and my dad "took" the car away from her. It was his car at first, but my mom kinda took it over.
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had a fail-proof way of getting outta traffic tickets, A lil' cleavage was all it took
Speaking of being buried, My Mom now wants to be buried face down, So at the funeral ceremony those in the world of the living will have pass her by to kiss her ass.
The most important thing I ever learned from my Mother is the following:
"If you can't dazzle 'em with intelligence, Dazzle 'em with Bullsh-t".