Oh, doll, I've worked with some of the biggest assholes known to mankind. I worked with someone who used to be a drug addict (four years clean) and she ripped me to shreds when she found an aspirin on the floor. She thought it was some kind of drug and accused me of doing them at work.
Eventually, we had to be "mediated" by management, where I told her that if she hadn't drugged herself into a hazy stupor for years, she wouldn't be so anal over a lone aspirin on the floor of the workplace.
Then I left to work somewhere else.
However, I must admit to being the coldest asshole you'll ever meet if things aren't going right at my job.
