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Originally Posted by CarneVaca
Greenie walks in: "Has anyone seen the Polaner?"
Mick: "Lindsey was abusing it again last night."
Greenie: "Bloody hell. What is with you damn yankies and the Polaner?"
Lindsey: "What's Mumbles' problem now? How about you get your ass back in the looney bin, dough boy?"
Greenie: "Why, I oughta... Where's my guitar. I'll show you a riff or two. I'll ouptlay you. Name the day. Name the place."
Shippers in unisson: "Oh, how grand! A guitar duel."
Shipper #2 faints.
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A look of pure ecstasy crosses Shipper #1's face and she excuses herself to the bathroom, only to return before the duel.
ChiliD's voice can be heard over the intercom: "Grennie, tell Bucking-**** to sit down. A true guitar duel could only take place between you and Clapton."
Lindsey: "I oughtta take that Polaner and shove it-"
Greenie: "Yeah, if you had any left after your midnight tryst with the three Fairy Farts."
Mick: "Well, Pet-ah, I had those three back on the BTM tour. They were worth it."
Stevie: "Yeah, anything was worth it back then, you had stolen my song."
The shippers return just in time to hear that last comment.
In unison, alarmingly robotic: "You stole her song and you bitch about the Polaner?! You and that surrogate deserve each other! All hail the Queen of Velvet Fountains and Fairy Farts, for it is only she who has been bestowed with true musical genius and the power. Get down on your knees and worship her toes, for they are the toes that give this goddess the ability to stand walk, to stand onstage and sing us the beautiful songs of the black witch. RHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANON!"
Two of the viewers, Dissention and CarneVaca, faint and convulse.