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Old 05-19-2004, 03:13 PM
CarneVaca CarneVaca is offline
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Greenie walks in: "Has anyone seen the Polaner?"

Mick: "Lindsey was abusing it again last night."

Greenie: "Bloody hell. What is with you damn yankies and the Polaner?"

Lindsey: "What's Mumbles' problem now? How about you get your ass back in the looney bin, dough boy?"

Greenie: "Why, I oughta... Where's my guitar. I'll show you a riff or two. I'll ouptlay you. Name the day. Name the place."

Shippers in unisson: "Oh, how grand! A guitar duel."

Shipper #2 faints.
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