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Originally Posted by dissention
I think some shippers should be thrown into the house with 'em. That would make for some drama.
Kristen: "So, what's your name, honey?"
Shipper #1: "Don't talk to me. You're nothing but a surrogate. You're nothing to me."
Stevie: "What are you talking about?"
Shipper #2: "She just feels bad for you because you can't have kids with your soulmate, Lindsey Buckingham. Don't feel bad though, all ovaries grow old."
Lindsey: "WHAT?!"
Shipper #1: "Don't you talk to any of us like that, you cheater! How dare you cheat on the Queen of Velvet Fountains and Fairy Farts?! Especially with that bleached blonde SURROGATE of all things! Hmmph!"
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12:06 John McVie walks in wearing tighty-whities. "Oh, no, not this again. Hey, who hid the peanut butter and the jelly?"
The other housemates in unisson: "YOU MEAN THE POLANER!?"
Shipper #1 "Hello, Johnny boy, come and get it. Where's Lindsey anyway?"
McVie: "Lindsey had to get Medivac-ed. Something about that eye injury of his. You ask me, I think he's just looking for a few hours outside this hell hole."
12:12 Stevie walks out of her bedroom stretching.
12:13 Shipper #3 follows her out glowing.