I think some shippers should be thrown into the house with 'em. That would make for some drama.
Kristen: "So, what's your name, honey?"
Shipper #1: "Don't talk to me. You're nothing but a surrogate. You're nothing to me."
Stevie: "What are you talking about?"
Shipper #2: "She just feels bad for you because you can't have kids with your soulmate, Lindsey Buckingham. Don't feel bad though, all ovaries grow old."
Lindsey: "WHAT?!"
Shipper #1: "Don't you talk to any of us like that, you cheater! How dare you cheat on the Queen of Velvet Fountains and Fairy Farts?! Especially with that bleached blonde SURROGATE of all things! Hmmph!"
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