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Old 05-18-2004, 02:25 PM
golddustdragon golddustdragon is offline
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Default Fleetwood Mac Big Brother 2-Hell again

Contestants
Mick Fleetwood-Drummer/namesake, and past winner
John Mcvie-Bassist/namesake, and honorary penguinologist
Christine Mcvie-Keyboardist/singer, retired member and reluctant contestant
Stevie Nicks-Singer, Yorkie owner and out there
Lindsey Buckingham-Guitarist/singer and cold-blooded killer
Peter Green-Guitarist and nutcase
Danny Kirwan-Guitarist and neurotic
Bekka Bramlett-Singer and...

Contestants that suffered the wrath of Lindsey Buckingham or ran away
Bob Welch-Ran off to Jeremy Iron's cult
Rick Vito-Virtual punching bag for LB. Broken head, broken leg, broken arm etc
Billy Burnette-Deceased. Shot by LB

Let the tusking begin...

8:59 am-Stevie Nicks wakes up on the floor of the kitchen and sees everyone sleeping on the floor too. She wakes up Christine Mcvie. They proceed to make breakfast.

9:07 am-The others wake up except for John Mcvie who is cuddling his stuffed penguin like it was his baby. He can be heard muttering "Say you love me, say you love me".

9:30 am-Everyone finishes breakfast. Thud is heard upstairs. All run up to check it out. Turns out it's Lindsey Buckingham in a strait jacket and a Hannibal mask. He just fell. Stevie wants to free him but the others fiercely oppose so they just leave him there. John wakes up with a happy look on his face. "You said you love me!" he says to the penguin he holds.

10:00 am-Chris drags John and Bekka to help in the garden. Mick is on the couch making up stories for a new book. Stevie is trying to use a computer(isn't that weird?). Danny and Pete have a jam session but kill it because Lindsey is not there.

1:06 pm-Nothing much happened in the last 3 hours. The action starts when there is a thud on the door. Mick opens it and finds Anthony Hopkins. Anthony tackles Mick to the ground and heads upstairs. Micks calls out for the others and they rush after Anthony. Danny and Pete catch him and drag him outside with Anthony shouting "I must have that Hannibal mask. I'm sick of the impersonations I see every bloody day. Give me that mask!". Stevie knocks him out with her dreamcatcher and they throw a limp Anthony out of the house...

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