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Originally posted by dissention
Mrs. Clapp was OVERSEXED. That's all she thought about, I swear. There was one class where she was discussing female condoms and went into this diatribe about how they were uncomfortable for girls...Then one time she started class off by saying "Protect yourselves! Germs love warm areas! They'd love a nice warm crotch."
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The things that stay with you.
I remember my seventh grade English teacher talking about audiences at Shakespeare's globe, how restless they were, and how the tradition of intermissions became popular. He brought up smoking and said, "You'd be surprised, some of us folks can't go a few hours without a good butt in our faces." I'll never forget the roar of laughter when his words slipped out like that.
- Jake