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Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
My gym teacher was my friends mom who also taught drivers ed. She jumped ontop of a desk and told us that if we're not careful, we'd all die. Yea, that made me want to run out and get my permit. Then her sister also taught gym and sex ed. I swear to you, this woman was asexual...and she was also crazy. There was also Miss Lodge who was in her 40s, dressed like she was in the 80s and wore a bean sprout pony tail on top of her head. Then there was the teacher who was also the football coach that had a glass eye...lol...but no, you're right...none were named Tina Clapp...had they been? I would have laughed a lot. 
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Mrs. Clapp was OVERSEXED. That's all she thought about, I swear. There was one class where she was discussing female condoms and went into this diatribe about how they were uncomfortable for girls...Then one time she started class off by saying "Protect yourselves! Germs love warm areas! They'd love a nice warm crotch."
A woman named Clapp teaching about not getting it...priceless.