[darklinensuit]

Sorry, I took out the line about the looks and singing. I think Chris looks great and sings great, so I'm not even joking about those qualities.

SAY BYE CHRIS MCVIE

Keep Lindsey, Stevie, but you've toured the last with me,
Been a Perfect, McVie, Quintella; now I'm ready to be free
I'm letting dogs pee on each English rose,
They're digging, digging, holes just like in Stevie's nose

'Cause when the new tour starts and band fights go down
And there's only my ex-husband keeping voices down
They'll miss me when they try to play "Don't Stop"
And they'll say, "Where is Chrissy?"

Love cooking, baby
More than singing Over and Over
Now you'll find me boiling, broiling, baking near the cliffs of Dover
I'm missing Mick, but not enough to perform "Hold Me"
If he kicks Stevie again I'll toss another drink at Lindsey

'Cause when the new tour starts and band fights go down
And there's only my ex-husband keeping voices down
They'll miss me when they try to play "Don't Stop"
And they'll say, "Where is Chrissy?"

Goodbye Baby, now I'm gonna stay away
'Cause I love my castle, castle, castle, in every single way
I'll still be Nicks' big sister like I used to be
And if Clinton runs for office again you might see band reunion with me

'Cause when the new tour starts and band fights go down
And there's only my ex-husband keeping voices down
They'll miss me when they try to play "Don't Stop"
And they'll say, "Where is Chrissy?"

Leavin' Leavin' Leavin'...

- Jake