she'll never make it..."as soon as i manage to be on that side of the country when it happens"...that's just an excuse...she's been to "that" side of the country several times cause they usually hold that around Mother's Day right? Maybe not exactly to the day but....they'll have to reschedule the "Night et al" this year for when we know FM will be in NY...

Also, with her money, she could fly herself out to NY anytime and shock the **** out of people by just showing up.