Dissention - I couldn't believe
you used Not Make Believe in a parody!

Ten points!!
OK ~ what is left to parody in the sartorial vein?
How about Christine singing to John about his eternally
challenged wardrobe?
You stand alone each night
Do short shorts feel alright?
And have you been lured by Margie Kent?
Lord knows I hope you won't.
At every concert you play
There's no clothes changed.
You're Wardrobe Challenged -
Admitting's the first step that you've gotta take.
Well I've also dressed like a bore
Matching Stevie is a tough one for sure
Just please don't fol..low Mick's lead
Men in red shoes aren't for me.
(chorus)