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Old 04-27-2016, 11:41 PM
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Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted--
Foulness within him...
But the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....
Oh, my sides hurt from laughing!!! This is just too flippin' funny!!
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