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Originally posted by EricBliss12345
The article was interesting about Ruben though. I got a little bit of info about his musical background, and about his overconsumption of Taco Bell. Maybe that's why he weighs 692 pounds. It went into some serious detail about his meals. I'd feel guilty about spacing out ONE of his feasts throughout the whole day. Then he says "I guess this is just how I am." Good excuse, lardass.
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You're a sweetheart, aren't you? I'm sure you're quite svelte with 2% bodyfat and you probably have a voice that give some women an instant orgasm, right?
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That was already as low as they could go. But wait! THEN they put the fu!king OLSEN TWINS on the cover! By now I think they've lost the vast majority of their readers. They only kept me because I have a free subscription for two years. They had to do something, and fast!
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Now wait a minute. There are thousands of men across America that are waiting for the Olsens to turn 18!
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We lean another ladder against the wrong wall
And climb high to the highest rung
To shake fists at the sky..."
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