"Life is all about good lighting."
"Don't ever buy another stuffed animal. I have enough for everybody." (HBO concert, backstage)
"Did you SEE that big velvet painting of me? I said I CAN"T CARRY THAT!!!" (HBO concert, backstage)
This isn't a quote, but I LOVE the scene at Red Rocks where the dove won't leave her hand. I love the way she shrugs her shoulders and curls her eyebrows at the audience.
"On my OTHER left..." (introducing the band at a solo concert after getting mixed up)
Pretending to put lipstick on Mick backstage on the Tusk concert video (Or maybe it was HIS lipstick that she had borrowed

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"After working for two days as a dental hygienist, I knew that I would never be a dental hygienist." (PrimeTime Live)
I love the BTM interview where Stevie is described as looking just like Carol Burnett back in her housekeeping days.
"Well then, you're going to have to run over me, because we're NOT leaving without the blue lamp." (Storytellers)
- Jake