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Old 09-17-2013, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by applebucked View Post
I wonder what happened to the duck...I'd wager it was Christine's dinner that day. Gotta love that ****ing stupid shirt story too.

There's also this moment in that Dance rehearsal video where they all looked ridiculously uncomfortable, then the photogapher tells them to relax. Then Chris goes "we're so relaxed ". Wish they showed her face there, though but I imagine her rolling her eyes.

Also, "high as a ****ing kite"
And everything ever said during the Rumours backstage videos. "It hurts like a mofo!" (I think someone mentioned that early on, but I have to repeat it)

"Gollum creeping in..."

This one, I only forgive because of the mental image: When she said she didn't want to be too 'lezzo':
But I don't see why a girl couldn't sit down and learn lead guitar," she continues. "I daresay to a guy it'd be rather sexy," she adds, mock-riffing on an imaginary ax. "But I guess it is a bit butch. I like to retain my femininity, even in jeans[she has 40 pairs]. I don't want to come off the least bit lezzo-leather jumpsuits and all that."
I want to know how many lesbians in leather she's met.
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