"I fall down, I get up..."
Poor Lindsey, but better him than Stevie. Those giant boots of hers would be unforgiving to her ankle(s) in a fall.
I know what you mean about wanting to help - I was at the show during the last tour where this guy climbed up on stage (I think during SS), stood between Stevie and Lindsey and put his arm around Stevie. I wanted to jump on stage and pull him off. Security addressed it, but it seemed like he was up there awhile before they noticed.
Jamie