I just listened to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtAapDMZstc
It was hilarious. They sound like little kids, Stevie whining her ass off. I didn't catch your transcript above. Maybe that's from a different one?
Boy is Stevie out of it: "I love graveyards and we sure are running into a lot of them. Lindsey loves graveyards." Stevie when Christine said someone left her room at 5:00 a.m.: "Why wasn't I there? You should call me up. I was bored stiff. I was laying in my bed watching television."
Mick is basically frustrated with Stevie the entire time: "Yes you did! That means you definitely are out to lunch. Oh for goodness sake...Let me finish! ...It's impossible, she won't stop." And a great one: "No, I will not turn the tape off!"
Christine: "I'm halfway to being drunk."