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Raising Stevie, Lindsey, and Mick to share and play nicely would already be full time work. Who needs real kids?

Maybe that's the new reality series concept: The Rumours members have to live in the same house. Nobody can be voted out, regardless of how much they might want to go.
I call it "Last Firefly Standing/Destiny Road Rules (without the road)/I'm One More Link In The Chain Get Me Out Of Here".

You have Chris, who only wants to leave for England.
Stevie, whose Yorkie poops on the others' instruments.
John, who never talks about himself but snoops in Stevie's journals. "If you f*** with my journals..."
Mick, who demands pay-per-view fees for the show.
Lindsey, who never comes out of his room except to talk about cycles.

And of course, your host, Jonathan Todd, who brings you a virtual tour of the very kitchen appliances that the Mac will use to prepare meals.

- Jake