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Originally posted by Livia
For all you Wal-Mart haters, an oldie, but a goodie:
Things to do at Wal-Mart:
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You know, you should really type a warning before posting something that funny! I was laughing so hard I woke up my poor sleeping husband! I've still got tears running down my face!
I have refrained from commenting on this thread since it turned so political several posts back but since I'm in now I will say that I'm not particularly fond of Walmart either. I am forced to shop there though because it's the only one of three grocery stores in this small town that doesn't smell like Wild Turkey and Marlboros at any given hour on any given day.
Before I go further, I would like to apologize in advance to anyone from Alabama I'm about to offend. I know several great Alabamans and they tell me the funniest Alabama jokes ever heard!
I, like Sulamith, have to poke a little fun at the expense of the patrons of our local Walmart. I mean no harm but you see I live in a small town with a population of 4,000 that is three exits from the Alabama state line. We affectionately call the Super Walmart "The Zoo" not only because the chaos it houses but for the..well...interesting people who frequent it. Bless their hearts, it's like a genetic experiment gone wrong. Jeff Foxworthy could write ten more books from a few visits to this store!
I buy my cds from Best Buy & Target so no Walmart cds for me! Looking forward to this BN thing but also like Sulamith, I'll believe it when it's screaming from my speakers!
I'll leave the political discussion to you guys especially since I think I'm the lone Republican on this board!
I have to say though that the "Hillary for President" and "conservative media" comments did give me a good hardy chuckle. No stones please....I had to get a little "dig" in there somewhere!
