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Originally posted by gldstwmn
Do we get free ketchup?
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Hell No! His wife's dead first husband's $500 million estate and his separate one billion dollar charitable trust she administers have to pay for the campaign!!!!!!!!
But, if Kerry wins, maybe we'll get a discount on ketchup instead of a tax rebate. Note: much like the current tax cuts, the amount of your discount will be directly related to the amount you paid in. Those consuming larger quanties of ketchup in the past will get the largest discount. Also, regardless of wether they consume ketchup, those with children automatically get four free packets as a special incentive. If you have no children, you better get married first and get busy in the missionary position (which is all our govt. likes to say it sponsors)
"Spoken like a true smart a$$" Claree in Steel Magnolias