These were my personal faves:
I took my black dress
And spun around
Cllimbed on bathroom scale
Saw I'd lost more pounds
And I saw my reflection
In the blue crystal lamp
'Til the Ledge board brought me down
Oh posters on this board
What is chic
Why don't you think this dress
Flatters each cheek
Can I wow you once more with my style
Like I dance atop the beautiful bathroom tile?
Dress, I've been afraid of changing
'Cause I built my look around you
But time makes you bolder
Even Stevie Nicks gets older
And this dress makes her look older, too
So take this dress
Take it off
When I walk out onstage
You'll no longer scoff
And if you see me performing Edge of 17
With a stuffed animal hand me a new dress
And if you see me performing Edge of 17
With a stuffed animal hand me a new dress
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Ragged dress reeks like a shrowd from Goodwill
Wouldn't you love to rip it?
She wares that rag like a bird wears feathers
Who will make her change it?
Who will make her change it?
All your life you've never seen a thing
but that Halloween frock
What would you say if promised that she change it?
Will you ever win...Will you ever win...
(Chorus: Raaaaagged....Raaaaagged)
She looks like a cat with matted fur
Hips lost in the fabric's darkness
She rules her closet like a fine Bewitched reject
and what if she goes bra-less...
All your life you've never seen a frock
as frumpy as this
Would you cheer if she changed it?
Will we ever win? Will we ever win...
(Raaaaagged....Raaaaagged...Raaaaagged)
Rags unwind...fashion's a state of mind
Your rags unwind and still it's a state of mind
I know the mall's somewhere,
but still it's hard to find
I know
Take me like the wind,
baby take me to store
take me now
Take me like the wind,
baby take me to the store, store, store
All the same, baby all the same
Raaaagged...my clothes are all the same
And the Ledgies still cry out to her
Don't wear it!
Don't wear it!
Aaaagaaain.
LMAO!
