LMAO You guys came up with some good ones.
Beautiful Child - Children's daycare center
Crying in the Night - Children's Colic Medicine
Crystal - Chandelier Company
Destiny Rules - Psychic Hotline
Gold Dust Woman - Flavored Bronzing Powder
I Don't Want To Know - Secret Admirer Mailing Service
Long Distance Winner - Long Distance Telephone Service
No Questions Asked - AARP-type Senior Medical Plan
Silver Springs - Mineral Water
Sisters of the Moon - Sanitary Napkins
Thrown Down - Wrecking Company
Fire Burning - Heartburn Medication
Gate and Garden - Landscaping Company
Mirror, Mirror - Car Glass and Mirror replacement
The Nightmare - Sleep Disorder Center
Real Tears - Eye Drops
Rock A Little - Male Enhancement Supplement